Offensive Crayons

Say goodbye to boring gifts and hello to Offensive Crayons—the funny adult gag gift that’s anything but politically correct. With sarcastic shades like “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” and “Privilege,” these novelty crayons are perfect for white elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, or stocking stuffers. Crafted with snark (and maybe non-toxic, vegan, gluten-free vibes—who cares?), they’re ideal for coworkers, parents, or friends who thrive on NSFW humor.

This isn’t your kid’s coloring set. With 24 (ish) boundary-pushing colors, Offensive Crayons deliver dark humor and sarcastic office supply vibes that outshine lame $10 gift cards. Looking for a memorable gift under $20? These inappropriate crayons guarantee laughs (and maybe HR’s attention) at holiday parties or birthdays. Offend responsibly and steal the show as the funniest gift-giver.